So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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