i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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