I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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