I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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