I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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