you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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