Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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