We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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