I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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