Moan for me like Helen Keller
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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