I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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