oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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