we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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