Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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