Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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