the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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