Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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