I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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