dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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