I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I checked into jail on foursquare
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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