What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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