Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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