its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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