I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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