found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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