Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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