Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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