Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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