Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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