Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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