hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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