I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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