next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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