i think i have two assholes
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize