I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
we're so committed to being not committed
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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