No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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