So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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