Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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