today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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