Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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