she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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