Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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