Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
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walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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