Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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