The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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