Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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