I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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