Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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