I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Operation Purity has been aborted
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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