I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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